Brenx - Brenx Goes To IWO (Part 1)

[BrenxRJ]

*Brenx terlihat sedang men-torture beberapa lieutenant gang Brotherhood yang mencoba membunuhnya dengan sniper di ruangan belakang rumahnya. 

Brenx : "Why the fuck you want to kill me, nigga?" 
Gang Member : "I was being ordered!" 
Brenx : "Ordered by your boss?" 
Gang Member : "Indeed" 
Brenx : "Who is your boss!?" 
Gang Member : "I can't tell you" 
Brenx : "So that means I can fuck you up, now?" 
Gang Member : "Just kill me, boss will pay you many more than what you do to me" 
Brenx : "Alright, as you wish, lieutenant" 

*Brenx mengambil sebuah gergaji dan memulai memotong perut sang Gang Member* 

Gang Member : "Wait, you don't say, Chains--" 
Gang Member : "AHHHHH!!!!!!" 
Matt : "Ah yeah, Fatality" 

*Setelah selesai, Brenx langsung mengambil jantung sang Gang Member dan memakannya. 

Brenx : "Whose nex--" 

*Suara bel terdengar* 

Brenx : "No one interrupt the Torture Sequence, Matt just shoot the one who ring the bell" 
Matt : "Aight, sir" 

*Matt langsung mengambil shotguns dan bersiap-siap menembak orang yang ngebel 
TENG NONG TENG NONG x5

Matt : "Woy, berisik tau nyet!" 
Matt : "Pergi lu sebelum gua tembak kepala lu!" 
HDP : "Wait, look at my name tags bro" 
Matt : "Who?" 
HDP : "HDP, Motherfucker! I'm your boss buddy!" 
Matt : "Oh yeah, HDP, yeah I remember you" 
HDP : "You are the henchman of my henchman" 
HDP : "Jadi gua boleh masuk?" 
Matt : "Silahkan bro" 

*HDP dan Matt jalan masuk ke rumah sambil mendengar suara teriakan dan ketawa Brenx. 

HDP : "Dia lagi ngapain?" 
Matt : "Torture" 
HDP : "Oh, like usual" 
Matt : "Fuck yeah" 

*Di dalam Torture Room* 
*Brenx bersiap-siap untuk memotong titit gang member yang tidak memakai celana 

Brenx : "I can't wait to sell your big dick to those deal--" 
Matt : "Hey Brenx, we got a visitor" 
Brenx : "Why the fuck you ain't shoot his head? I'm fucking busy" 
HDP : "Yo, Brenx, It's me, it's me, It's HDP!!!" 

*Brenx langsung tersenyum dan mendekati HDP* 

Brenx : "HDP, my nigga, what's up bro!" 
Brenx : "It's been a long time, dawg" 
HDP : "Hell yeah" 
Brenx : "Jadi lu mau ngapain ke rumah gue bro?" 
HDP : "Gini bro, temen gue si Draxter buat company Roleplay baru" 
HDP : "Mau join kaga?" 
Brenx : "It's not RWI, WFGI or WBWF isn't it?" 
HDP : "No, of course not" 
HDP : "Complete new experience" 
Brenx : "Fuck yeah, I wanna join!" 
Brenx : "Menjadi psychopath, lama-lama bosen bro" 
HDP : "Oke lah kalo begitu bro! Langsung ntar dateng ke arena IWO bro, fans menunggu mu" 
Brenx : "All fucking right" 
HDP : "Alright, see ya at IWO.." 
Brenx : "Bye bitch" 

*HDP keluar dari ruangan, dan gang yang torture tadi langsung bingung* 

Gang Member : "Yo, Brenx, ga dilanjutin pemotongan tititnya?" 
Brenx : "Nah, I guess" 
Brenx : "For three of you, I can say this is your fucking lucky day, I spare your life, just get the fuck out, I wanna lay low" 
Brenx : "Go!" 

*Para Gang Member yang masih selamat langsung kabur dari rumah Brenx

Brenx : "Yo, Matt" 
Matt : "Wut?" 
Brenx : "We are going to the city, baby!" 
Matt : "For what purpose?" 
Brenx : "Roleplaying bitch" 
Matt : "Alright, let's fucking go!" 

*Brenx dan Matt langsung pergi ke arena IWO naik mobil nya
*Didalam mobil Brenx, Brenx sedang memakan snack yang terbuat dari daging manusia* 

Brenx : "Mau bro?" 
Matt : "Ugh, I don't like human flesh" 
Brenx : "But it taste like pizza nigga, c'mon taste one, you will love it" 
Matt : "Uhh, no, I'm not a cannibal" 
Brenx : "Alright" 
Brenx : "Hey Matt, can you please turn this Wu-Tang tracks on, I wanna to fight those IWO roleplayer with burning spirits!" 
Matt : "Which Wu? C.R.E.A.M, Method Man, Ain't Nothing to F Wit?" 
Brenx : "Ain't Nuthin To Fuck Wit!" 
Matt : "Mantap" 

*Wu-Tang Clan - Ain't Nuthin To Fuck Wit*



Matt : "If you want beef, then bring the ruckus!" 
Brenx : "Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuthin to fuck wit! Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuthin to fuck wit!" 
Matt : "Meth the leg--" 

*Tiba-tiba Matt dan Brenx melihat polisi yang mengejarnya di belakang* 

Matt : "Shit man, Police all over us" 
Brenx : "Don't worry, Police ain't bite" 
Brenx : "Just follow the tricks" 
Brenx : "First step, listen to NWA Fuck The Police to show our hatred to them" 

*NWA - Fuck The Police*



*3 Polisi mengejar Brenx, dan Matt melemparkan Pipebomb ke jalanan akhirnya meledakan satu mobil polisi, Brenx lalu menembak kepala supir Mobil Polisi, dan Brenx membawa Mobilnya ke rel kereta api, dan Polisi terakhir akhirnya tertabrak kereta yang berpapasan, Saat kereta hampir menabrak mobil Brenx, Brenx melakukan Quarter Turns akhirnya tidak jadi tertabrak dan berhasil kabur dari polisi. 

Brenx : "Hell yeah, bitch!" 
Matt : "Fuck the police" 
Matt : Woo!!!!!" 
Brenx : "The guide is perfectly works!" 

Brenx : "By the way, where we at?" 
Matt : "No idea" 

*Brenx akhirnya muter arah dan langsung mencari jalan ke arena IWO* 
*Setelah 2 jam perjalanan akhirnya nyampe* 

Brenx : "Finally bitch, we are arrived" 
Matt : "Woah, this place is so fucking cool, Brenx!" 
Brenx : "C'mon, let's go, I hate this car" 

*Brenx keluar dari mobil dan menuju ke pintu masuk* 

Security : "Ticket?" 
Brenx : "Bitch, I was invited by HDP to join this company!" 
Security : Who?" 
Security : Woah! Brenx, is that you?" 
Brenx : "Hell yeah" 
Security : "Well, Brenx, I'm your biggest fans!" 
Brenx : "I got a lot fans, but I'm sure your'e not the biggest one" 
Security : "Hey yo, bisa tolong foto--" 
Brenx : "Fuck, gua ga mau foto ama lu!" 
Matt : "That would be a waste of time" 
Security : "Maybe other time?" 
Brenx : "I guess not" 

*Saat menuju ke GM Office, tiba-tiba melihat Alessio duduk di sofa bersama para bitches* 

Brenx : "Alessio?" 
Matt : "Alessio hangin' with those bitch" 
Brenx : "I thought he was an drag queen" 

Alessio : "Hey you there! Your'e not a wrestler here ain't you?" 
Brenx : "No, What a soft voice, want me to kill you?" 
Alessio : "Ahh, no don't!" 
Matt : "I can't believe you become a wrestler, you are once an drag queen right?"
Alessio : "Drag Queen your bottom my lovely, I become the strongest after I successfully beat my fellow drag" 
Alessio : "That beating inspire me to become a wrestler" 
Brenx : "Whatever, c'mon Matt" 

Matt : "What bro? I want to get an autograph from him" 
Brenx : "From a drag?" 
Brenx : "What a fucking pity, nigga" 
Brenx : "C'mon let's go to GM room, if your'e an Psychopathers!" 
Brenx : "If you an Draggers, just fuck that bitch away" 
Matt : "Ugh" 

*Brenx akhirnya masuk ke GM Room* 

HDP : "Nah, there you are" 
Draxter : "Sit down" 
HDP : "Looks like my job here is done, It's good to have business with you, Mr.Draxter" 
Draxter : "Goodbye, sir HDP" 
Brenx : "Where you goin?'" 
HDP : "Go" 
Brenx : "Where?" 
HDP : "I'm nobody in here, I'm just hired to recruit you here, goodbye bro" 
Brenx : "So your'e the one whose in charge?"
Draxter : "I'm the chairman of IWO" 
Brenx : "Can I be the chairman now, I guess your personality are not suite for this mighty company" 
Brenx : "They are seeking for the brutal leader"
Draxter : "I'm not hired you here as the Chairman, cause we already have one, I hired you here as the new IWO roleplayer" 
Brenx : "Uh, alright" 
Draxter : "This is the first question, I ask, would you accept the offer to become the new Roleplay in this company?" 
Draxter : "You have very big fanbase outside of this group, Recruiting you is cool thing we do"
Brenx : "I fucking accept, bitch, I want large sum of money as my every months salary!" 
Draxter : "Alright, 2 billion rupiah per years?" 
Brenx : "1 billion more please?"
Draxter : "3 billion" 
Brenx : "Fuck yeah, I accept!" 
Draxter : "Alright, Brenx welcome to IWO,  Is nice to have business with you, Good luck Brenx" 
Brenx : "Yeah!" 

*Brenx dan Draxter salaman, tapi tangan Brenx ada darahnya, Draxter langsung tangannya ada darah*

Draxter : "Blood?" 
Brenx : "No, it's just a sauce with blood smell" 
Draxter : "What?" 
Brenx : "Halloween Sauce!" 
Draxter : "Oooh, bye bye!" 

*Brenx keluar dari ruangan GM, dan Brenx pergi ke CCTV IWO*

Brenx : "A little fourth wall breaking, sorry bro promonye udah agak kepanjangan, gua lama-lama capek ngetik, kayaknya isirahat dulu gue, ntar besok lanjut oke" 
Matt : "PHP! Pemberi Harapan Palsu!" 
Brenx : "Bwahaha!" 
Brenx : "Bye, semoga lu yang baca menikmati promo gue yang kepanjangan ini! Sampai ketemu besok bro! nigga" 

[Draxter]

Da hell, this promo is so badass and dope dude 10/10

[Al]

This is the most hardcore promo i've ever read. Bravo 10/10





Edit: But still got nothing compared to Alessio... 

[alvindra]

Cool bro 9/10

ternyata yang pake char psycho banyak ya hehehe.

[BrenxRJ]

I'm the Psycho, yes I'm the original and the real Psycho
All the other Psychos are just imitating

[alvindra]

Real call yourself a real psycho? Walk over Salvatore's dead body first

[Justin Tuxedo]

better watch your side brenx and salvatore..tuxedo in your side now.

[Justin Tuxedo]

mau ngebales si psychopat ini ah,meskipun gue tau gue ga sebrutal ini